First off, I thought it would be a wonderful idea to randomly grab my love's junk throughout the day, causing immense amounts of tension and temptation. It was very entertaining.
Then in fourth period I had to present my research paper, which was on abortion. Everything was going just fine, even though I had this extreme feeling that I was going to pass out. I only had five minutes to say what all I needed to say, and of course I completely blanked!! So while I was up there pulling shit out of my ass, I blurted out, "Let's be honest, America loves genitals." ... My teachers face was priceless, the class looses it.
I forgot for that slight moment that I wasn't talking to my understanding and tolerant friends... I was talking to a bunch of strange peers, and to be honest, I blame Laci Green. I have been watching her videos on YouTube a lot lately, and she is extremely open with the human body. She probably should be given her channels name is Sex+.
Laci Green on Abortion
(One of her videos)
But then the highlight of my day (sarcasm is dripping from my words) is when I'm at work, and my sister and step-mother show up.
Samm: "When do you get off Teek?!"
Me: "I dunno."
Samm: "It's almost 10!"
Me: *nonchalantly* "Oh."
My step-mom (she's not worth naming): "I am one of Martika's gaurdians, and she should not be staying out this late of school nights, nag nag nag, blahh blahh blahh."
Shut up bitch.
But ANYWAY, since they were there and in a rush to leave, I couldn't get food before I left... So at this very moment I am on the phone with my love, and eating a maple and brown sugar poptart for dinner, because we're too poor to buy actual food.
Well, that's all I really have to say at the moment.
Goodbye.
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